言情小說醉酒司機
① 有部言情小說,最後男女主成親,男主喝了很多酒,在他的兄弟們鬧洞房時鬧了很多笑話,求書名
請採納我的問題1、一個女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的訂婚戒指,但竟沒有一個同學注意到,令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐著談天的時候,她突然站起來大聲說:「哎呀,這里真熱呀,我看我還是把戒指脫下來吧。」2、女主人把女傭叫到面前問她:「你是否懷孕了?」「是啊!」女傭回道。「虧你還說得出口,你還沒有結婚,難道不覺得害羞嗎?」女主人再次訓。「我為什麼要害羞,女主人你自己不也懷孕了嗎?」「可是我懷的是我丈夫的!」女主人生氣地反駁。「我也是啊!」女傭高興地附和。3、一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服,就是把口子在後面扣上,可以擋風。一天他酒後駕駛, 翻了,一頭栽在路旁。警察趕到:警察甲:好嚴重的車禍。警察乙:是啊,腦袋都撞到後面去了。警察甲:嗯,還有呼吸,我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。警察乙:好.....一、二使勁,轉回來了。警察甲:嗯,沒有呼吸了.......4、在一條七拐八拐的鄉村公路上,因為時常發生車禍,所以常常有一些鬼故事發生,有一天晚上,有一個計程車司機看見路邊有一個長發披肩,身著白衣的女人向他招手,因為這個司機沒有見過鬼,所以大膽的停下來讓她上車了,這一路上,司機雖然不信有鬼,心裡也毛毛的,所以時常從後視鏡看後面的女人,開著開著,突然司機發現那個女人不見了!司機嚇了一大跳,趕緊踩了一個剎車!只見那個女人滿臉是血,表情猙獰。司機嚇的牙直打顫。突然那女人開口了:「你會不會開車啊!我低頭系個鞋帶你突然一剎車我把鼻子都撞破了……」5、一個病人去看病,醫生檢查了他,皺著眉頭說:「您病得太嚴重了,恐怕不會活多久了。」 病人:「求您告訴我我還能活多久?」 醫生:「十……」 病人著急地問:「十什麼?十年??十個月???十天?????」 醫生:「十,九,八,七,六,五……」6、老師:「你能說一些18世紀科學家共同特點嗎?」學生:「能,他們都死了。」7、犀糞蜣和蚊子談戀愛,蜣問蚊子是做什麼工作的,蚊子說:「護士,打針的。」蜣一拍大腿:「緣分吶,我是中葯局搓葯丸的…」8、一非洲人住在某一賓館。夜半,起火,不明原因。非洲人見狀顧不了那麼許多,光著身子就跑出去了。消防員見狀驚呼:「我的媽呀!都燒的糊了吧區的了還能跑那麼快!」9、一個人想出國考察,但必須得到老總批准。於是他向老總請示,老總給了他一張字條,上面寫著:「Go ahead」。 那人想:「Go ahead=前進,老總是批准了。」於是他開始打點行李。 一個同事見到了他問:「你在做什啊??」他說:「我准備出國考察,老總批准了,給我寫了『Go ahead』。」 同事一見條就樂了:「咱們老總根本就沒批准!!咱老總的英語水平你還不知道,他這是在說去個頭!」10、牧師對買了他馬和馬車的農夫說:「這匹馬只能聽懂教會的語言,叫"感謝上帝"它就跑;叫"贊美上帝"它才停下。」農夫將信將疑,他試著喊了一聲感謝上帝,那匹馬立刻飛奔起來,越跑越快。一隻跑到懸崖邊上驚恐的農夫才想起讓它停下來的口令「贊美上帝」。果然,馬停下來了。死裡逃生的農夫長出一口氣:「感謝上帝………」我打了很久,請採納1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"I played for a long time, please
② 女主是外國人,男主是女主哥哥的司機的言情小說,很久以前看到!不記得名字了!
婚後十三年 楓尚之舞
③ 有一本言情小說女主陪男主去出差,女主喝醉酒吻了男主第二天想起來,
喋血雲香
作者: 溪嘯
簡介:
劇中一線女性角色特點看點:薛靜,完美默默無聞的奉獻,心繫天下。邱斐,從嫉妒到理解,領悟人生真諦。方婷,從精神出軌,到肉體出軌,糾纏在痴迷困惑的感情生涯里,不能自拔。屠雅,自戀,心比天高
④ 言情小說,一女醉酒跟別人發生關系,最後兩人在一起的故事
這類很多,總裁文中最普遍,不過我不是很喜歡,不現實,又狗血。
⑤ 一個言情小說上面女主角叫樂彤然後她和總裁在年會上喝醉酒了要發生了關系
萌寶通緝令,天價俏逃妻
很有愛的文文
⑥ 我要找一本言情小說,女主角是個模特,男主角是個的士司機,而且這是一個系列四本書,說的是四姐妹的故事
四蕊花系列
陰謀論者
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誘拐上床
http://love.xs8.cn/love/9212/index.html
欺負到底
[書籍簡介]
嘿嘿嘿!她雖然沒有超能力,可以表演隔空抓葯的高強本事,
可她卻能慧眼識英雄,一眼就相中英俊稍傻的他,
讓他這輩子只能被她這個驕傲的女皇踩在腳底下,永無翻身之日。
不過,一成不變的日子粉乏味,她決定三不五時就和他玩玩「成人游戲」,
讓他嘗盡看得到卻吃不到的苦澀滋味,
可當她闖下天大地大的「大條禍事」,
乍見到他替她擦完屁股後「受重傷」的可憐模樣,
她的心卻莫名的痛了一下下、破了一點點、碎了一滴滴,
不行!今生他只能被她騎在頭頂上,
別人若敢肖想他的美男色,哼!她非跟人拚命不可。
只是,為了讓他隨時隨地都能保持危機意識,
她當然不能青青菜菜就放過作弄他的機會啰!嗯~讓她想想看,
老把戲不夠ㄅㄧㄤˋ,禁忌游戲沒創意,那她乾脆來玩個「千里尋母」吧……
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風流成性
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⑦ 求言情小說里描寫高級會所環境片段加手間形容女主醉酒
你准備借鑒還是抄襲
⑧ 求一本言情小說,女主跟男主在大學感情特別好,但是一個女配看上男主了,然後趁男主喝醉後,跟男主一起睡
《前男友別靠近》
作者:季葒
當年言劭因為跟同學在住處喝醉酒, 被羅小萌撞見他房裡有別的女人, 結果他都還來不及開口解釋, 親親小女友就直接定了他的罪, 甚至不惜休學,讓他從此失去她的消息…… 啥米!跟她約好要碰面的新客戶,不是姓顏嗎? 怎麼會是讓她傷透心的「前男友」──言劭?! 當年兩人分手的傷害讓她對他恨之入骨, 不過,現在的她早已不是當年那個單純的小女生, 因此她決定把他當成空氣、對他視而不見……
⑨ 開頭主角是一名司機,老婆出軌,和市委書記夫人副局長下鄉醉酒上了床的小說。主角是一名退伍軍人
所說的小說我以前也看過了,就是時間長了想不起來叫什麼小說,如果你想起他的或者記得的,請你轉告我一聲,謝謝。